When I was young, I hoped and prayed for great neighbors. My criteria were simple:
They needed to:
- have kids—preferably male and female— my age.
- be from far-off countries that intrigued me (Russia).
This combination seemed incredibly realistic to me at the time. My optimism never wavered. And yet, I was continuously disappointed by newly-weds and babies.
Unfortunately, not much has changed in ten years (neighbor wise, at least). Last fall, the apartment adjacent to me was occupied by someone rather unsocial. Last spring, it was unoccupied. The apartments across from me? Oh, I don’t know. Red? Ryan? Was that his name again?
This year I have decided to make an effort to get to know my neighbors. The best way? Gifts of food, obvs. To be more specific, cookies and granola.
White Chocolate Coconut Cookies, adapted from Neiman Marcus cookbook.
- ½ cup butter
- 1 cup granulated sugar
- 1 cup light brown sugar
- 2 eggs
- 1 tsp vanilla extract
- 2 cups flour
- 1 tsp salt
- ¼ tsp baking powder
- ¾ cup coconut
- 1 ½ cup white chocolate chips
Beat butter and sugar. Add Eggs and vanilla and beat some more. Eat some dough. Add flour mixture. Add coconut and chips. Eat some dough. Drop dough by rounded tablespoon on a greased baking sheet and bake at 300° F for about 18 minutes for a chewy cookie. Yes, slow cooking is the key to greatness.
…While you have the oven on even though it is 100° outside, you may as well cook some more things!
Brianna’s Granola
- 3 cups whole oats
- 1 ½ cups mixed, salted nuts, chopped
- 1 cup coconut
- ¼ cup vegetable oil
- ½ to ¾ cup Skippy peanut butter or combination of peanut butter and nutella (which apparently isn’t vegetarian….oof) Once I used Peanut Butter & Co.’s White Chocolate Peanut Butter and it made the best-flavored granola. EVER. You can get the stuff at Central Market.
Toss oats, nuts, and coconut. Heat peanut butter and oil together and pour over dry mixture. Taste it. If it is not sweet enough, add some honey. If it is too dry, add something like peanut butter, oil, or honey. Adding more peanut butter will make the granola stick together, while adding oil will just make it more likely to separate (or potentially burn— don’t add too much). Cook at 350° F for about 20-30 minutes or until browned evenly. Toss every five minutes to ensure that your granola does not burn! I don’t add honey or sugar to my granola anymore because I eat it with vanilla yogurt and bananas and find that sweet enough. As always, I encourage you to make this your own. Feel free to throw extra ingredients into your granola. It is difficult to mess it it up.

As you can see, this granola is not very clumpy. If you want a more clustered granola, make the mix stickier with peanut butter or honey before baking
Dear neighbor,
I like that you ate one of my cookies while we stood in your doorway and chatted. How shocking it was that your apartment actually looks just like mine. I guess it’s ok that you’re not exactly my age nor are you from a foreign country. I think we’ll get along splendidly regardless.
B.
With that, I leave you in your apartment, in your house. Ball’s in your court. Go meet your neighbor.























































